T-SQL Tuesday #73: Never Made That Mistake Again

T-SQL Tuesday is a monthly community-wide blogging event created by Adam Machanic (blog|@AdamMachanic), and everyone is invited to particpate. This month’s blog post party — I like that phrase, it has a nice ring to it — is being hosted by Bradley Ball (blog|@SQLBalls), and the holiday-themed topic this month is T-SQL Tuesday #73: Naughty or Nice?. For my part, I want to relate a cautionary tale about how I crashed a production server at Microsoft at 3 o’clock in